Mama and The List

Ok, so Mama and The List don't actually have anything to do with each other but that's what I'm naming this update and I'm stickin' to it.

Update on Mama - she's out of the hospital and back home, thank God. Still don't know exactly what she had but it was a doozy. She goes back to the doctor Wednesday and maybe they'll have an official name for her ...... whatever it was. For the time being, she's got pretty purple bruises all over her arms from needle sticks and IV's and she's still really weak. But she's home. Thank God.

Now for The List. When I became a Mom I started a mental list of all the phrases I uttered on a daily basis that I never dreamed would flow past these lips. Things like, "Don't pee on the cat," or "It's called fore-skin, not five-skin." Yes. Now you see why I have a list.

Well, today I added another phrase to The List. Ready for it?

"Don't pick your brother's nose."

I lead a sad, strange life.